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Adventures in Internet Dating: The Disappearing Act May 14, 2009

Ok. So, I am a bit behind on my internet dating blogs, but hey, life happens. Haha. Anyways, I have a date to talk about so here it goes.

A while ago (and I mean like months ago!) I went on a date with a guy that was 38. About a 13 year difference. I wasn’t too sure about it, but why the hell not. This whole dating thing is all about adventure anyways right?! So we meet up at this Mexican joint (points for him) with really good margaritas (extra points!). He gets there before I do (more points cause I wasn’t running late) put our name down and waits patiently for my arrival, haha. Actually, at this point I was driving around trying to find parking. I’m not the biggest LA/ Hollywood fan when I’m the one driving. Finally I say fuck it and park it Valet. Valet is my friend…most of the time. I get out and we meet out front. I notice he looked like his pics, but maybe a tad bit older looking. Side note: You know people put many pics on their profiles (at least those are the ones that I tend to answer back. I refuse profiles with one or sometimes two pics only!) and I’m usually drawn to one particular picture and hope that that was the recent one, or that they have decided to cut their hair back to looking like that and/or now dress like that… on a daily basis. Well, he didn’t look like the pic (more…)

 

Does it remind you? Aka I made a Music MeMe April 12, 2009

I recently asked for some blog topics on the Whoremotions Twitter account. I wanted to write but was too biggity to come up with anything. A follower suggested I post my current Playlist. I looked at my Playlist and decided I didn’t want to appear as boring as I am in print since I do a bang up job of it in real life. So I decided instead to kind of make it like a MeMe. Don’t worry I originally had to google the term at first myself. I’ll wait … Wikipedia has the best answer, as they always do.
Now that your back … I’ll continue. I have a strong connection to music and it often reminds me of certain people/events/places/etc. When my ipod is on shuffle in my car it will play something that randomly reminds me of these moments that happened in my life and yes, they are usually really random.
Here are Some of the songs that remind me of or I associate with the people/events in my life:

(I REALLY wish I didn’t have an ipod crash and could sort by most played with accuracy right now)

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I’m like a Magic 8 Ball, but totally different April 9, 2009

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I get asked a lot of questions about my job. Probably why I try and sometimes hide it a bit when I first meet new people. Not because I’m embarrassed or anything like that … but suddenly I become the center of attention (AKA fun party prop) and I’m not always comfortable with that. I figured it would be fun to write out some of these common questions about my job with the answers.

1. Are fluffers real? My friends friends cousin told me he knew a fluffer, I know they are real!

NO! Fluffers are NOT real! I’m sure at one point they MAY have been … but they aren’t now. But then again there supposedly used to be piles of cocaine on set too and … well those are still there. I kid! The Pornstar IS the fluffer I guess you can say, but in most instances it’s the male talents hand. I have a running joke in this biz about fluffers “… If Fluffers are real, they must be located next to the (more…)

 

Adventures in Internet Dating: The No Call April 2, 2009

Wow. Ok, so I went on my first date with a Jewish-Buddhist. That’s right, I said it. Haha. He was a cool guy. We met for what was suppose to be drinks at like 9:00 PM. When I first heard that time I was like, yeah right, I’m never gonna make it. At 9 I am lounging on the couch getting ready for bed and you want me to be out and about and looking cute?! Geez! So, anyways I get dressed up and I look good. I look damn good. Haha. When I get there I notice he looks like his pics, but not as good. We sit down, order some wine and he mentions that he forgot to eat so he was going to eat. I had already ate something so I was not hungry. But now I look like “that girl”. You know the “I’m not hungry. I don’t eat.” kinda girl. This did not make me happy, but whatever. So we talk about all that we talk about. We have a few awkward silences, but worked through them. We actually even shared our worst date stories. (more…)

 

Random Thoughts by Miss Communication March 29, 2009

I haven’t blogged in a minuet … thought of a ton of things to blog about but well, life has caught up with me. Which is part of this post! Ohhh see how I tied that in? it’s like I’m really writer ….but totally different.

Maintaining Work, Family, Friends, Life and ME
I pray to god I’m not the only one with this problem, but I seem to have a really hard time balancing all the things in my life. I have to work the required 8-10 hours a day, go to the gym for an hour, eat 2-3 meals, handle my personal hygiene (which when you’re a lady … takes some time, sadly my legs don’t shave themselves!), get grocery shopping and general errands done, be a good daughter, be a fun friend, be a fabulous date, at some point get a bikini wax, nails did, hair cut, feed, water and groom my dogs …. (more…)

 

Adventures in Internet Dating: Thank You Captain Obvious March 23, 2009

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Time to share some more emails with you. These ones are my collection of “Thank You Captain Obvious” emails. I wonder if any of these lines have ever worked for these guys. Obviously not, haha. Well, they still aren’t working! I have also been on a few dates. Blogs and updates on all that coming soon =)

Freaking adorable!
-Duh! (more…)