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Missed Connections.. The New People Watching December 10, 2008

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I have recently been introduced to the missed connections section of craigslist. I never knew they could be such a source of entertainment. Obviously, I’m sure they are everywhere, other than craigslist, but I can’t help and look at them every day now. Not that I’m searching for that hot stud in the Lexus that I saw on the 101N and I thought we shared a moment, so obviously he would go straight to his desk at work and put a missed connections ad out on craigslist just in case I read it. Otherwise he could never go on with his life not knowing if we could ever be! Nothing like that. hehe.
I truly enjoy seeing how some peoples mind’s works. Some are very sweet and remind you that romance is not dead. It’s kinda like the freeway signs that people put up that you see during your commute. I love those! It’s awesome to think that people do this. Sometimes I wonder why people don’t just talk to each other, but I understand not being on your toes or having the nerve and then later wishing you had just gotten up the courage to say something. I wonder if these have ever worked out for anyone. It makes me happy to think that maybe they have =)

Like I said, some are really sweet:
“The Woods”: saturday! The most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen – m4w (los angeles)
I was leaning against the back bar thingy with some friends. You were with two other girls. You have long black kinda curly hair and the most lovely doe-eyes ever. You were wearing a grey (I think) top with a cool split down the back and black pants… I was trying not to stare at you, but we made eye contact a few times… I was the dark haired guy in the grey peacoat, who was standing to
the right of you… They played “Let’s Dance” by Bowie, and that seemed to make you happy, which earned you even more points IMHO! I shoulda said hi!

But then there are some that make you wonder WTF!?!! Seriously?!! Haha
WHERE IS MY DADDY WARBUCKS – w4m
I AM LOOKING FOR A TRUE SUGAR DADDY WHO HAS ABSOLUTELY NO PROBLEMS PAYING BILLS AND HELPING WITH FINANCES AND MY WANTS AND NEEDS. AND DONT GET ME WRONG ID BE WILLING TO HELP WITH YOUR NEEDS.I TRULY NEED A MAN THAT SEES MONEY AS NO OBJECT. IF THIS IS YOU. I MEAN THE REAL YOU. DONT HESITATE. E MAIL ME. IM A VERY NICE GIRL AND I WISH TO ENJOY THE COMPANY OF MY NEW DADDY.
5’1, PETITE, CARAMEL, SEXY, CLEAN, PLAYFUL AND FUN.

Hunny, you need a pimp! I think you got missed connections mixed up with your corner in Hollywood.

Then there are some that make you think, are there really people still out there that don’t own a cell phone?!!! Is missed connections the next text messaging?
Sorry I missed your call last night….. – m4w –
….and thanks for leaving a message. Very hot & sexy voice indeed. Hope to hear from you again.
😉

Then there are some that I NEED to know what happened! Did they answer back? Did you go on the date? Did you two hit it off? Are you getting married tomorrow? Or never going to see each other again?! Hello people! UPDATE! Waiting for your friend – wrong hotel – m4m – 25 (hotel bar)
Last night you were waiting by yourself for over 30 minutes for a friend. About 6 ft./fit build/dark hair/stylish. Saw you sitting alone and wanted to talk to you, but couldn’t.
I’m the bartender who offered to give you the address to the correct hotel – the london. you were so so hott!
I hope you’ll reach out to me. Tell me what you were wearing so I know it’s you.
I hope your “friend” wasn’t a date. I thought I overheard you saying you were going to reschedule. . .you seemed bummed.
Reschedule with ME!! I’d really like to know you.

I believe that missed connections is my new people watching! But I get to stay at home and drink coffee in my pj’s instead of get dressed up cute and sit at the local coffee shop waiting for the blue eyed barista guy to make eye contact…hmmm…Oh what am I talking about! They have wireless…haha

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One Response to “Missed Connections.. The New People Watching”

  1. jennytruant Says:

    The best ones are the warcrafters….just trust me on this one. Its a beautiful thing.


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