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Sunday Funday: The Little Door, Whiskey Vibrator & The Future December 23, 2008

Since I have been running around like a crazy person for my job I decided to do something a bit more low key this Sunday. But on the positive side I can now make to Hollywood from my house, return stripper clothes/ purchase stripper clothes/ buy sex toys while doing agency calls and make it back home all in 54 minutes. My new job has finally made me be a ninja in Hollywood. I have even found the good parking lots. Due to all of this running around and lack of sleep from long hours on set I had been feeling like I was getting sick. Captain Pants had a Holiday Office Party she had to go to as our friends date, so I called The Korean to see if she wanted to have a mellow sunday girl’s night out. The Korean is my artsy friend. She is also a huge foodie and always seems to know exactly where to go..for well, just about anything. Never once have I gone somewhere with her that I have ever been before or in most cases, even heard of. Best of all I have LOVED each and every place! I had stumbled upon a holiday acoustic guitar/art show i wanted to go to and figured we would grab dinner …I knew she would be up for it. By the way The Korean, is not Korean. I call her that because she is racist against Koreans. Just Koreans… no one else.

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Of course I had the Korean pick the restaurant knowing no matter where I end up it will be amazingly good and decadent enough to make me not want to eat for days. We head over the hill and gossip about work, boys, family, friends, music and more. We decide when we are all going to do the crazy gift exchange as we pull up to a valet station. I see a cute low key café and figure that’s where we are headed. She quickly tells me …”This place is really good too, but that’s not where we are going.” I don’t see anywhere else to go …and stand there for a second stumped. She walks towards an unmarked small wooden door that I would not have ever noticed if she had not walked right up to it and opened the door. I step inside The Little Door and it is gorgeous. This maybe the most romantic place I have ever been. It’s a cross between the charm of snow white’s cottage, what I imagine French country side bistro’s are like and anthropologie. This is a place people get proposed to. I kept expecting that to happen. The food was to die for!

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To start I had Lobster Thermidor in Puff Pastry with Pearl Onions and Button Mushrooms. For my entrée I had Filet Mignon of Beef with Wild Mushroom and Cognac Sauce with a Sweet Potato Purée, Asparagus and Baby Carrots. The Korean picked out an awesome red wine and considering I don’t like reds that was a feat in itself! Yeah I know..your ass just grew from reading that! Mine grew while eating it.
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After our amazing dinner we heading to the guitar/art show. After waiting in line for like 10 minuets the door guy let’s us know it’s sold out and no one else will be getting in. We were bummed but decided to find another venue, The Whiskey to be exact. On Sunday night the Whiskey usually has a few low key bands. We park and head toward the entrance. We get to the door and the guy tells us we have to buy tickets and it’s$10 bucks. I look inside and see like 10 people and note that we have missed most of the acts. I tell him we are gonna drink …so why the cover? He coldly tells me to buy a ticket. We buy the stupid tickets and I go to walk in. He tells me “I am gonna have to look in your purse lady”. Really are you fucking kidding me? Then I quickly remember … I have a vibrator in my purse. Nooooo … Not because I am a chronic masturbator who needs to get off so bad all the time that much like Visa ..i just can’t leave home without it. It’s a prop from set. I swear!! We were deconstructing set and figuring out what we could return and what had to go into inventory. Well we used a vibrator as part of a funny prop. It wasn’t used and it was brand new, since you can’t return sex toys because that would just be disgusting and I am sure would break every health code in the world …I stuck it in my purse. I figured gift to me for my hard work. The image of the vibrator in my purse instantly pops into my head. So I start laughing as does the Korean because she warned me earlier to take it out because this was bound to happen. I forgot, I have a big purse. So I quickly explain to the guy I work in the adult entertainment business, it’s a prop that has never been used. He looks at the vibrator …looks at me and says without a hint of sarcasm …”yeah, sure!” Whatever stupid no personality having door man can think I’m a nympho all he wants, I just walk in and stroll over to the bar. We missed the first two acts, the second one had a great band but a bad singer and the fourth act sucked, so we bailed.
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We go to head into the bar next door and they want $10 bucks too. What the fuck happened to letting me spend my money on drinks? If I am having a good time I will buy more drinks. It’s almost 12:30 so i say fuck it let’s go. We start heading down the street back to the car and there is a psychic store front that has a $10 special in the front. The Korean says let’s do it. Fuck it why not..this $10 bucks will be more entertaining then the other bar. We go inside and a lady comes out and gives us the 411. I tell the Korean to go first. Out comes he Psychic …wearing pajamas. Yeah i said I, PJ’s from target no less..she didn’t even give us the benefit of changing into some gypsy outfit so I could buy into this a little more. They tell me I have to stand outside while the Korean gets a reading so I don’t ”mess with the energy.” After the reading the Korean comes out and says it’s my turn. No way was I having a pajama wearing lady tell me my future …so we start the drive back over the hill still talking about our amazing dinner.

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Sign from inside the bathroom at The Little Door … i started thinking about what prompted the “non toilet friendly objects” part of that sign.

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2 Responses to “Sunday Funday: The Little Door, Whiskey Vibrator & The Future”

  1. jennytruant Says:

    The more you write, the more I love you.

  2. OMFG I would have DIED with the vibrator in my purse!
    “Woman carrying sex toy in purse dies unexplicably at club.”


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