A few weeks ago Miss Communication and I were working on a project together. Earlier in the morning I had been online and was talking to a guy that caught my interest, or maybe I caught his..haha. I don’t remember. Anyways, I talked to the guy for awhile and knew that I was going to be leaving and would be unavailable for the next few days, so I gave him my number so that we could continue in text. After I signed out and went about a few of my errands I got a text. It was from the guy that I just given my number too. Let’s call him Truck Guy cause he had some nice pictures of a big truck on his profile! Oh yeah. I’m one of those. Big trucks get me all HOT and bothered! Anyways, we were chit chatting it up for a while when I let him know that I would be unavailable throughout the day because of work. We continued discussing how much we like cuddling and my profile does say that it is one of my favorite past times, haha. Along with mentioning that I was not on that site looking for “friends”. I try to make this very clear to everyone that I talk to. Especially after they find out what I do for a living. I find it very important to be upfront with my intentions or non intentions of trying to find a fuck buddy. I do not need the internet for that.
So, Truck guy mentioned that we should cuddle it up sometime. I flirted back of course. We talked about possibly hanging out at a later date. Later that afternoon I get a text that says “So we should meet up, play the nake game and cuddle.” I immediately looked at Miss Communication who was in the car with me and said you have got to be kidding me! I decided to give the guy a chance to backtrack. I text back “Huh?” I thought maybe his perdictive spelled the wrong thing or shit even if he wanted to spell naked couldn’t he remember the damn “d”!!!! A few minutes later I got the SAME exact text! Ok, you have got to be joking. At this point Miss Communication is asking what is going on and I can barely answer. All, I can do is look at her in disbelief.
I immediately text Truck Guy back, stating that “I made it clear I was not looking for a “friend”. Thanks for the offer, but no thanks and all the best of luck to him.” That was that. Plain and simple. Not rude, but getting my point across. I quickly got an I was kidding response and what was going on with me. Why was I playing games, when I said that I don’t do that kind of stuff. In the middle of laughing my ass off in pure confusion, my phone rang. HE WAS CALLING!!!! Wow! Ok, this guy has hit a whole new level of weird. And he left a message!!!
The message was the craziest of all. I would truly LOVE nothing more than to play it all for you. One day Miss Communication and I will find a way to put it up on the blog for you to hear I promise. It’s a must!! Anyways, I had to play the message on speakerphone and I’m not gonna lie when I say that I have replayed it SEVERAL times! The message went a little something like this:
“Hey, this is Truck Guy. I’m not really sure what just happened, but I was joking with you. Thought we were joking, was trying to make you laugh. Anyways, I thought you said you weren’t into playing games, so I’m confused. I actually own my own company so I have plenty of time to hang with someone. I’m actually leaving for vacation on Saturday (this was Tuesday) or something and won’t be back for a week or so. I was actually thinking about going to Hawaii or something and I was looking for a cute girl to go with me. I thought that you were cool and you could be the one to go with me. Like I said though I don’t have anytime to be playing any games. But give me a call when you get the chance and if you don’t well, then it’s your lose. Hope to talk to you later. Bye.”
Ok, I know what you are thinking. Crazy right?!! WOW! Did I figure that one out quick or what! Thank goodness!!! Geez. And that’s the shortened version. The actual message is about 3 minutes long!!! Wow. My head is still spinning from that one! He just came out of nowhere! Maybe I should be more careful about giving my number out. But at least with phone numbers it’s easy to get away from. The ignore button on a phone is the best thing that was ever invented! Thank goodness after this embarassing phone message (especially for an owner of a company about to be on his way to Hawaii or something..HA!) he never called or messaged me again! HAHA!
So, I guess I’m off to break some more internet hearts, haha!!!