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Adventures in Internet Dating: The Indecent Proposal February 25, 2009

Ok. So, I figured it was time to share some of the messages I have been getting from my internet adventures. This is just a small example of some of the ways that these guys think (or lack there of) in hopes to get my attention. Or perhaps into my pants, haha. Again, names have been changed to protect the idiots and those they may embarrass. Though spelling, grammar and plain stupidity has been left as is.

“hi the only reason i am hitting on you is your innocent bright shinning face you know if you leave out the h it is a sinning face which is really what i want.”


Porn Industry Water Cooler Talk February 24, 2009

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So what do people in porn talk about at the office water cooler? First of all we don’t have an office water cooler … we have lots of bottles of water though! People get dehydrated from sex ya know. Mostly it’s a mish mash of randomness, body parts, plastic surgery, things that make you laugh and your real life. Mostly we IM each other in the fab life of adult entertainment. Captain Pants and I IM each other from our separate offices all day long. Crazy I know … we chat all day, are roommates and still kick it on the weekends! I’m surprised we haven’t killed each other either.

I decided I would just paste today’s conversation to give the world some insight into our strange lives. This has not been changed at all. I only starred out names to protect the not so innocent. Enjoy!



Day 11 February 17, 2009

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What’s the Prize?


Trust your hopes, not your fears.

-David Mahoney (more…)


He’s Just not that into You .. or Me … February 16, 2009

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I had a pretty kick ass week and weekend! I had an awesome work week .. fun shoots with some added comedy. The make-up room is the equivalent of a girls locker room and you learn OH SO much information. Not always things you want to learn .. but oh well. Mr. Sunshine and I played a fun game on set .. the wagers .. bites of pastries. Blame him if I get fat.

I went to drinks/dinner with some friends during the week. The gathering of people was a fun bunch! On Thursday I went to an industry event and caught up with some friends … Friday I went to a drinks things with some friends then headed to another friends birthday party which was 90% fun, 10% awkward. Part of the awkwardness was a guy I am kinda digging was there as well as someone I used to “hang out” with. The bar was REALLY small. Fun times! Super glad Pants was my date!

Saturday Captain Pants and I headed to a kick ass travel convention and then went to see “He’s just not that into you!” P.S. Travel is super cheap right now … BOOK yourself for the future =) Pants and I are deciding trips based on my ability to eat my way through a country. Japan, Thailand, Italy, France … yum! I digress .. I have a point to this post that does not involve alcohol or food .. actually it kinda does.

So I had read the book “he’s just not that into you!” which was pretty decent and funny .. also a lot of harsh truths. Pants is currently reading it. I was interested to see it turned into a story. Seeing the movie (more…)


Day 10

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So, I stayed away from my worst enemies. It was pretty easy this weekend actually. Even with Valentine’s Day and everything.  I think I’m actually starting to feel better about things. I’m keeping a positive attitude about things and doing what I can to help others as well.


Whose Reality is it Anyway?


When things go wrong, don’t go with them.

-Anonymous (more…)


Day 9 February 15, 2009

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Day 8 was actually a really good day. I went out with a friend. Saw a movie and had a good time. I rarely ever stopped to think about the fact that it was Valentine’s Day and that I was single this year. Big deal, so what.


Shattering Illusions


Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakens.

-Carl Jung (more…)


Day 8 February 14, 2009

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Yesterday was good. Went to a friends birthday and actually acted as the DD. I stayed away from my own worst enemies, though I say a guy that I would have loved to have made out with for hours with, but at least I thought this with a sober mind. Today is Valentine’s Day and it’s not always easy to go out and see everyone paired off, but I will not sit at home. I will go out and about, do my thing and I will be ok.


You’re Making Me Uncomfortable


I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship.

-Louisa May Alcott (more…)