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Random Thoughts by Miss Communication March 29, 2009

I haven’t blogged in a minuet … thought of a ton of things to blog about but well, life has caught up with me. Which is part of this post! Ohhh see how I tied that in? it’s like I’m really writer ….but totally different.

Maintaining Work, Family, Friends, Life and ME
I pray to god I’m not the only one with this problem, but I seem to have a really hard time balancing all the things in my life. I have to work the required 8-10 hours a day, go to the gym for an hour, eat 2-3 meals, handle my personal hygiene (which when you’re a lady … takes some time, sadly my legs don’t shave themselves!), get grocery shopping and general errands done, be a good daughter, be a fun friend, be a fabulous date, at some point get a bikini wax, nails did, hair cut, feed, water and groom my dogs …. (more…)

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Adventures in Internet Dating: Thank You Captain Obvious March 23, 2009

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Time to share some more emails with you. These ones are my collection of “Thank You Captain Obvious” emails. I wonder if any of these lines have ever worked for these guys. Obviously not, haha. Well, they still aren’t working! I have also been on a few dates. Blogs and updates on all that coming soon =)

Freaking adorable!
-Duh! (more…)

 

Ben Harper is a Genius! March 19, 2009

Not to mention HOTT. Wow! Look at those tattoo’s. Ok, where was I?! Oh, ok… So, I am a BIG lover of Ben Harper’s music. I absolutely love all his songs and they have so much meaning. I think the more you go through in life, there is a Ben Harper song to go with your feelings. I believe he captures heartbreak perfectly. He also has some AMAZING positive songs! I love reading lyrics because it can give the song a whole new meaning. I picked some of my favorite Ben Harper songs and took some of the lyrics that I feel have strong points and meaning. I’m not going to paste the videos because I think that the lyrics mean more and when you read them and they create meaning to you. I also am not putting what each one means to me because I believe that they will mean something different to everyone. Hopefully, these can help you to understand something you are going through, have been through, get through your everyday or just enjoy reading. It’s good to live by some of these words. Sometimes it takes someone to say something in order for us to say….”Oh. I get it now!” Enjoy! (more…)

 

Life Lessons, Question and Things That Make You Go WTF?! So This is 2009 March 16, 2009

I know it’s already March, but I needed 2009 to get a good kick start before giving my opinion on the year so far. And holy hell how is it March already??? Do you know what that means??? Only 283 days left ’til Christmas people!!! Oh god! I’m not ready!

Question:
Why do ex’s not understand the meaning of being an ex?
So, what’s up with ex’s coming back into our lives. I have heard it lately from so many people. What is going on here. Is there some weird alliance of the universe that we are unaware of that magically puts our numbers back in their phone, our face in their dreams and our myspace/facebook page up on their computer screen. I know that back in the day people use to break up and that was that. Now a days a break up, as in “I hate you and never want to see you again” apparently means call me in a month. I’ll be over it by then. Then we can go through this merry-go-round emotional fuck up game that we like to put ourselves through so much all over again! Yay!! Give me a freaking break! WTF! (more…)

 

I’m a walking contradiction March 11, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — Miss Communication @ 6:47 pm

I can’t remember how it was brought to my attention .. but I recently was informed (and dually noted by yours truly) that I am a walking contradiction. My actions, beliefs and thoughts are straight out of United States of Tara. So here are some of the things that are probably the most contradicting about me, I’m warning you these are WAY too honest:

1. I once traded in my hybrid car for another hybrid car because I didn’t want to be bothered with getting my oil changed and a cracked side mirror fixed – In a strange act of homeless person craziness … a homeless man got really mad at the side mirror on my old car and hit it with an umbrella .. ala Britney. About a month later I realized I needed an oil change. (more…)