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Adventures in Internet Dating: The Disappearing Act May 14, 2009

Ok. So, I am a bit behind on my internet dating blogs, but hey, life happens. Haha. Anyways, I have a date to talk about so here it goes.

A while ago (and I mean like months ago!) I went on a date with a guy that was 38. About a 13 year difference. I wasn’t too sure about it, but why the hell not. This whole dating thing is all about adventure anyways right?! So we meet up at this Mexican joint (points for him) with really good margaritas (extra points!). He gets there before I do (more points cause I wasn’t running late) put our name down and waits patiently for my arrival, haha. Actually, at this point I was driving around trying to find parking. I’m not the biggest LA/ Hollywood fan when I’m the one driving. Finally I say fuck it and park it Valet. Valet is my friend…most of the time. I get out and we meet out front. I notice he looked like his pics, but maybe a tad bit older looking. Side note: You know people put many pics on their profiles (at least those are the ones that I tend to answer back. I refuse profiles with one or sometimes two pics only!) and I’m usually drawn to one particular picture and hope that that was the recent one, or that they have decided to cut their hair back to looking like that and/or now dress like that… on a daily basis. Well, he didn’t look like the pic (more…)

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Adventures in Internet Dating: The No Call April 2, 2009

Wow. Ok, so I went on my first date with a Jewish-Buddhist. That’s right, I said it. Haha. He was a cool guy. We met for what was suppose to be drinks at like 9:00 PM. When I first heard that time I was like, yeah right, I’m never gonna make it. At 9 I am lounging on the couch getting ready for bed and you want me to be out and about and looking cute?! Geez! So, anyways I get dressed up and I look good. I look damn good. Haha. When I get there I notice he looks like his pics, but not as good. We sit down, order some wine and he mentions that he forgot to eat so he was going to eat. I had already ate something so I was not hungry. But now I look like “that girl”. You know the “I’m not hungry. I don’t eat.” kinda girl. This did not make me happy, but whatever. So we talk about all that we talk about. We have a few awkward silences, but worked through them. We actually even shared our worst date stories. (more…)

 

Random Thoughts by Miss Communication March 29, 2009

I haven’t blogged in a minuet … thought of a ton of things to blog about but well, life has caught up with me. Which is part of this post! Ohhh see how I tied that in? it’s like I’m really writer ….but totally different.

Maintaining Work, Family, Friends, Life and ME
I pray to god I’m not the only one with this problem, but I seem to have a really hard time balancing all the things in my life. I have to work the required 8-10 hours a day, go to the gym for an hour, eat 2-3 meals, handle my personal hygiene (which when you’re a lady … takes some time, sadly my legs don’t shave themselves!), get grocery shopping and general errands done, be a good daughter, be a fun friend, be a fabulous date, at some point get a bikini wax, nails did, hair cut, feed, water and groom my dogs …. (more…)

 

Adventures in Internet Dating: Thank You Captain Obvious March 23, 2009

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Time to share some more emails with you. These ones are my collection of “Thank You Captain Obvious” emails. I wonder if any of these lines have ever worked for these guys. Obviously not, haha. Well, they still aren’t working! I have also been on a few dates. Blogs and updates on all that coming soon =)

Freaking adorable!
-Duh! (more…)

 

Adventures in Internet Dating: The Indecent Proposal February 25, 2009

Ok. So, I figured it was time to share some of the messages I have been getting from my internet adventures. This is just a small example of some of the ways that these guys think (or lack there of) in hopes to get my attention. Or perhaps into my pants, haha. Again, names have been changed to protect the idiots and those they may embarrass. Though spelling, grammar and plain stupidity has been left as is.

“hi the only reason i am hitting on you is your innocent bright shinning face you know if you leave out the h it is a sinning face which is really what i want.”
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He’s Just not that into You .. or Me … February 16, 2009

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I had a pretty kick ass week and weekend! I had an awesome work week .. fun shoots with some added comedy. The make-up room is the equivalent of a girls locker room and you learn OH SO much information. Not always things you want to learn .. but oh well. Mr. Sunshine and I played a fun game on set .. the wagers .. bites of pastries. Blame him if I get fat.

I went to drinks/dinner with some friends during the week. The gathering of people was a fun bunch! On Thursday I went to an industry event and caught up with some friends … Friday I went to a drinks things with some friends then headed to another friends birthday party which was 90% fun, 10% awkward. Part of the awkwardness was a guy I am kinda digging was there as well as someone I used to “hang out” with. The bar was REALLY small. Fun times! Super glad Pants was my date!

Saturday Captain Pants and I headed to a kick ass travel convention and then went to see “He’s just not that into you!” P.S. Travel is super cheap right now … BOOK yourself for the future =) Pants and I are deciding trips based on my ability to eat my way through a country. Japan, Thailand, Italy, France … yum! I digress .. I have a point to this post that does not involve alcohol or food .. actually it kinda does.

So I had read the book “he’s just not that into you!” which was pretty decent and funny .. also a lot of harsh truths. Pants is currently reading it. I was interested to see it turned into a story. Seeing the movie (more…)

 

Adventures in Internet Dating: The Mass Emailer February 7, 2009

Filed under: Adventures In Internet Dating — Captain Pants @ 6:52 am
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So, one thing I have learned from this whole Internet Dating thing is there are some really desperate people! There are guys who write up this huge email and send it out to probably every girl that they can find on the site. Because I highly doubt that they really have that much interest in me by reading that I like sushi, the color pink and looking at my pics! Here is a prime example: (names have been changed to save the embarassment of the desperate)

Hi darling!
My name is Mass Emailer. (more…)