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I purposely create awkward moments … January 13, 2009

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I purposely create awkward moments because I think they are funny, or so it seems. I read that on a bumper sticker and have since adopted it. I just got back from fabulous Las Vegas. I lie, i fucking hate Vegas. My industry goes once a year for our big trade show, Adult Entertainment Expo. This show is like football hell week for me. I usually end up hung over every day, living off of a total of 20 hours of sleep, red bull and cigs. Oh and I usually work my ass off! Then I come home and get sick. It is also the time of year I see almost every single person I have ever met in the biz. Here are some of my awkward moments from the show:

Ex Flame Run In #208:
Several years ago I had a several month “thing” with a guy in the biz. We had nothing in common except amazing sex and the fact he amused me with his stories. We would rent lavish hotel rooms and drink wine and eat chocolate cake naked in bed after several hour marathon sexcapades. He was the best in the world when it came to anticipation .. which is a highly underrated art form. We hadn’t seen each other in a long time. We decided to meet up this year just to say Hi! and play catch up. We ended up bumping into each other on the show floor first. We quickly ran over to each other hugged and then suddenly … (more…)

 

Holiday Blahs & Art Boys December 16, 2008

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I am the Christmas nazi! I am so that person that listens to non-stop Christmas music starting the day after thanksgiving, has the whole house decorated and is very competitive with the neighbors. This year I have been super blah! I have barely even realized it’s December. Maybe it was the lack of cold weather until this week .. hey i live in LA, it’s 72 & sunny here year round. Maybe it’s because i am in the middle of a lot of life changes. I just haven’t been able to figure out what my deal is this year.  Last night Pants and i headed out to do some shopping ..mostly for a porn set, but you know..we got some stuff too. While shopping for many things that not only included silver bikinis, douche, indian forehead jewels, lube and elf ears… i FINALLY felt the joy of christmas. All the (more…)

 

I FAIL and Excell … at a few things November 25, 2008

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So my last few days have been fairly interesting to say the least. Thursday I went to an adult Internet convention with a few homies. Then went to a bar with this guy I am hanging out-ish with. Hanging out-ish is best described as 2 people who are trying to figure out if they like each other “that way”. We always have fun with each other … so I guess it’s a good thing. But we aren’t touchy or anything yet … but we talk on the phone/text/im a lot. It’s odd.

Friday I was on set for my new company. It turned into a really LONG day but I had fun/horror as usual on set. Let’s see this day started really awkward…let me just give you the break down. (more…)