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Life Lessons, Question and Things That Make You Go WTF?! So This is 2009 March 16, 2009

I know it’s already March, but I needed 2009 to get a good kick start before giving my opinion on the year so far. And holy hell how is it March already??? Do you know what that means??? Only 283 days left ’til Christmas people!!! Oh god! I’m not ready!

Why do ex’s not understand the meaning of being an ex?
So, what’s up with ex’s coming back into our lives. I have heard it lately from so many people. What is going on here. Is there some weird alliance of the universe that we are unaware of that magically puts our numbers back in their phone, our face in their dreams and our myspace/facebook page up on their computer screen. I know that back in the day people use to break up and that was that. Now a days a break up, as in “I hate you and never want to see you again” apparently means call me in a month. I’ll be over it by then. Then we can go through this merry-go-round emotional fuck up game that we like to put ourselves through so much all over again! Yay!! Give me a freaking break! WTF! (more…)


Life Lessons, Questions and Things That Make You Go WTF?! 2008 Wrap Up January 22, 2009

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Where the hell did the year go? And damn it couldn’t go quick enough! HAHA. That was definitely how my 2008 went. Both the worst and best year of my life. So much happened!! I started 2008 off being 3 months into my engagement and I end 2008, 6 months into my engagement being called off. CRAZY right?! Beginning of 2008, kept everything bottled up inside. End of 2008, have a blog. Beginning of 2008, my dad has cancer. The end of 2008, my dad is now a survivor of cancer. Beginning of 2008, have a fiance, two kids (his), two dogs, sitting around with his family playing loteria, trying to get kissed at midnight. End of 2008, have an awesome roommate, no kids, roommate has two dogs, sitting in a movie theater with the flu, trying to give the flu to my awful date at midnight. And the inbetween the beginning and the end is all that you can imagine that can happen from one extreme to the other. But I am so much happier at the end of 2008. So, like I said..Where the hell did the year go? And damn it couldn’t go quick enough! (more…)


Life Lessons, Questions and Things that make you go WTF?! of the Past Few Weeks December 5, 2008

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Recently, I was dating someone that I have known for a while and things had the potential to get serious. I took one step forward and he (let’s call him HT) took two steps back. I was ready and he wasn’t. Oh but wait, let me tell you that HT decides to tell me this (through text message) the morning that I was headed out on a work trip for 4 days where I will be surrounded by people, no time to myself, oh yeah and no service! For 4 days!!! I get a huge smack in the face and I can’t show any emotion as I’m in a van full of people and I CAN’T even call any of my best girl friends!!! Are you serious?!!! HT needed time to think. And here is the kicker, he said that he wasn’t sure if he could deal with the distance and not being able to see me everyday. Then he proceeded to tell me that he thinks we will be moving too fast!! I’m sorry, what?! Do you even know what you are talking about? (WTF?!). (more…)